Beets by Dre. Baaahahaha

Beets by Dre. Baaahahaha

(Source: BuzzFeed)

I am sitting next to Lance Bass at Aroma and my family keeps singing Backstreet Boys songs thinking they are N*Sync songs. I actually don’t think I’ve ever been more embarrassed in my life.

My friend Jodi in L.A.

President Obama is not impressed.

President Obama is not impressed.

Mom & 3-yr-old boy from my church

  • J: "Mom, we're on acid!"
  • C: "No honey, asphalt."
  • J: "Oh. Mom, we're on asphalt!"
Being snarky is fun.

Being snarky is fun.

Let Me Borrow That Top

Serious flashbacks and peals of laughter.

News cats in GIFs

Oh my goodness. Quite literally my life. Dying, over and over again.

(via Amanda)

The only weather forecast you’ll ever need.

Trust me on this.

1. Go to Google Translate.

2. Paste the following in the “From” box: pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk

3. Select the “Translate From” language as German.

4. Press the audio button in the lower right corner of the “Translate From” box.

5. Enjoy.

Guys, it’s April 30th. You know what tomorrow is?

Guys, it’s April 30th. You know what tomorrow is?

A little bit of everything we see/hear/taste/love in life from a 24-year-old dork from New York.